“When I was six, I got stung by a wasp in a Greek market. A widow pulled down my pants, held me upside down and rubbed an onion on my bum.” (x) (x)
“So, you and me, we should get a drink sometime… And married.”
"We have talked about writing ‘Johnlock’ into the show. I would be totally comfortable with it as an actor, but there’s just one thing. I don’t understand how an otter and a hedgehog works. Isn’t that illegal in most countries?"
Martin Freeman in an interview with the London Evening No Standards (x)